$999.00

Zastava M70

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Condition: Used
Listing Type: Individual
City: cedar
State: Utah
Zip/Postal Code: 84721
Local County (e.g., Summit County): iron
Make/Brand: Zastava
Model: M70
Caliber: 7.62x39
Terms: Must agree to terms
Listed: October 11, 2026 11:09 am
Expires: 59 days, 7 hours

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Description

IF YOU NOT KNOW AKS, LISTEN TO ME: ZASTAVA IS CADILLAC OF AK FAMILY.

YOU GIVE ME MONEY, YOU TAKE THIS ZASTAVA MAN CANNON. IS PERFECT FOR FEEDING SUBPAR RUSSIAN ACCENT YOU SPEAK AT GUN RANGE. INSTANT BUDDY RESPECT GUARANTEED.

WHEN YOU HOLD THIS RIFLE, YOU LOOK OUT AT OTHER PUNY SHOOTERS LIKE WEAKLING SOFT BOYS HOLDING LITTLE STICKS.

RANGE OFFICER WILL LOOK AT YOU WITH FEAR BECAUSE YOU NOW RULE THE FIRING LINE WITH IRON FIST!!!

Talk to local gunsmith today to see if Zastava is right for you.

Warning: Side effects of Zastava may include a sudden spike in testosterone, rapid facial hair growth, and a sudden increase in foot mass and shoe size.

Some individuals have experienced a prolonged Russian accent or a strange urge to ride a horse bareback and shirtless. If you find your Russian accent is lasting for more than 4 hours please contact your local gunsmith immediately.

Do not take Zastava if you already possess naturally high alpha energy, optimal beard density, or maximum level of manhood.

SO, YOU GET MANHOOD BACK BY ZASTAVA. STOP MAKE SAD EXCUSE AT RANGE AND START LIVING LIKE GLORIOUS LEADER YOU ARE BORN TO BE.

Will consider trades for high end guns

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